Lardo is Scruh's younger brother. He gets his name from being a little greasy similar to lard. Scruh forces Lardo to film and edit all of Scruh's youtube videos. However this may not be all bad because Lardo can effectively do anything if he uses his editing powers. Lardo's full name is Lardius Volume Gublr. Volume referring to the massive amount of volume Lardo takes up. Lardo is the one who originally found Jearmy and Chocolate Kid while exploring the woods a ways off from Scruh's House in the opposite direction of the Goon Woods.

"Get a haircut already" -Scruh to Lardo